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Posted: 2007-07-21 – 5 Comments

The local paper has a place for anyone who feels like it to call in and, without leaving a name, venting on their favorite subject. The pick of the crop is printed in the paper under Trib Talk, and it sometimes makes for fascinating reading, giving insights into the mood of Missouri. Recently, one of the Trib Talk themes has been the debate of nurture vs. nature in homosexual orientation – breathtaking reading. Today’s edition brought us this gem:

I just wanted to comment about all these things I’m seeing lately about whether being gay is a choice. Of course it’s a choice. You can choose to be with someone of the same sex, or you can choose to be with someone of the opposite sex. If you are choosing to be with someone of the same sex, you are going against everything that God created us to be. Men cannot procreate with men; women cannot procreate with women. And I don’t know if you can print this, but frankly I haven’t figured out how women even have sexual intercourse with each other. Women don’t have the correct parts for sexual intercourse, which means it’s not natural.

Ten bucks says the caller was a man.

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  1. Hilary says

    2007-07-22 at 21:58

    Hilarious that an article about how women have sex was published in a column called TRIB talk!!!!!!

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  2. Michael says

    2007-07-24 at 19:39

    Help me. What am I missing? The name of the column obviously refers to the name of the paper, “Daily Tribune.”

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  3. Hilary says

    2007-07-26 at 09:51

    I’ll try and do this without lowering the tone of your blog – google “tribbing” or “tribadism”! 😉

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  4. Michael says

    2007-07-30 at 23:18

    Thank you for the clarification. It is quite astonishing how those two words you put in quotation marks have led to numerous Google hits of this post already.

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  5. Hilary says

    2007-08-12 at 20:45

    Sorry – didn’t mean to lower the tone, just found it funny! Obviously, please feel free to delete the comments/thread if it’s causing any kind of unwanted traffic!

    Best,

    Hilary.

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